Actor

Actor

Bronze is a down on his luck thespian who needs a break badly. Literally living off his one recognizable moment in the TV cop show Boys in Blue (he played a TV stealing criminal), he spends his days hustling, his nights arguing with his live-in companion, a transvestite Christian rock wannabe. After a beer can robbery goes wrong, Bronze gets his songwriting pal an audition. When that falls through, he hits rock bottom. A bout with cellphone-induced ear cancer and an incident with a haphazardly thrown can of soup seals his sad fate.

Top Cast

Miles Dougal

As Bronze Bronzeman

Walt Dongo

As Pew

Bill Tyree

As Bufo the Casting Director

Walter Patterson

As

Greg Wells

As

Tiffany Naylor

As The Only Hooker in Town

Sir 'Bigfoot' George

As BigFoot

Joey Murcia

As Benny

Rocky Suicidal Mary

As

Giuseppe Andrews

As