Crooks

Crooks (Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay?)

During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!

Top Cast

Jim Norton

As Paul

Jessica Alexander

As Carmella

Rozie Bacchi

As Paulette

Maggie Bagley

As Angela

D. Banno

As Postal Worker on Break #5

Carmine Battista

As Frank Perrigrinno

Michael Carrara

As Agent Russo

David Brown

As Officer Tafoozi

Charlie Callas

As Sol solzberg

Dale Grand

As Bert Lanstein