Flapjack Floozie

Teri Garr

As Helen Eagles

Laraine Newman

As Bev

Toni Basil

As Dancing Nurse

Fox Harris

As Priest

Al Mancini

As Bill

Kit McDonough

As Maybel

Marshall Efron

As Eddie

Margie Evans

As Jenny

Nicki Vannice

As Baby Helen

John Standing

As Dr. Kipper