Z-Lister

Martin Ballantyne

As Jon Malkovich

Janan Chopra

As Sarah Chambers

Sid White

As Chris Baker

Katie Shearing

As Alex Chambers

Gillian Dean

As Mel

Joseph Betts

As The Compere

John Chapman

As Self

Ciaran Paddy Fallon

As Tom

Robert Waters

As Casting Director

Hannah Young

As Hannah